This guy sticks to sports because the team
makes a game of kicking his ass, he said.
It's not like I didn't believe— but he only
sticks to sports (I thought) in the end because
the rules are right there in his head. And the
guy who lives out of his car and has the radio
set to "Sports-talk" all the time deserves to be
shot. So: there was more than one game we
were watching that night. This guy came in twice.
But if he won't play by league rules, he's out.